Horn-y Host of Caritas

Horn-y Host of Caritas
(to be sung to the tune of Lady Marmalade)
by Dirty Socks
Hey Hostie, Go Hostie, Soul Hostie, Go Hostie (x2)
We met Krevlorneswa down in Old Caritas
Struttin’ his stuff on the stage
He said ‘Hello,
hey goon, you wanna sing us a tune?
‘Mmm Hmmm Gitchi Gitchi Ya Ya Da Da
Gitchi Gitchi Ya Ya Here
Down the Seabreeze baby Ya Ya
Horn-y Host of Caritas
Voulez-vous chanter avec moi ce soir?
Voulez-vous chanter avec moi?
Thrown into this world when
a porthole opened up
Glad to leave the crazy Pylea behind
There he opened his dig
and he started to sing
Gitchi Gitchi Ya Ya Da Da
Gitchi Gitchi Ya Ya Here
Down the Seabreeze baby Ya Ya
Horn-y Host of Caritas
Voulez-vous chanter avec moi ce soir?
Voulez-vous chanter avec moi?
Heh, Heh, Hehhhh
Seeing his skin with that garden hue
Colour of green things outside
Belting out tunes inside
Crowds roaring till they cried
More, More, More
Now he’s back home in his Pylean world
Reliving his nightmarish life
But sometime when at home
We might hear his momma groan
Numfar do the Dance of Joy!
Gitchi Gitchi Ya Ya Da Da Da
Gitchi Gitchi Ya Ya here
Down the Seabreeze baby Ya Ya
Horn-y Host of Caritas
Voulez-vous chanter avec moi ce soir?
Voulez-vous chanter avec moi?
Voulez-vous chanter avec moi ce soir?
Horn-y Host of Caritas