There once was a writer named Joss
that took up a pen (and mint floss);
who, with the tale of a Slayer,
using laughter and prayer,
keeps us hooked on emotional loss.
When a demon called Numfar did prance
Some called him the Lord of the Dance
But when Joss sets to writing
Buffy’s crying and fighting,
well, the joke’s more important for all that.