Mutant Enemy Guy

Mutant Enemy GuyTune – American Pie * with apologies to Don McLean

A short, short time ago….I can still remember how the Scoobies used to make me smile.
And I knew if I had my chance, That I could do the Snoopy dance, 
And maybe I’d be happy for a while.

But that May day made me shiver, and soon I’d even cry a river, 
Bad news none expected … though Glory got rejected.

I can’t remember if I cried, when I heard that Anya’d be a bride
But something touched me deep inside
The day the Slayer died.

So, …Bye, bye Mutant Enemy Guy
Watched some re-runs on my TV, but they just made cry, 
And my Bronzer pals were sending e-mail replies,
Saying “someday soon we’ll figure out why, someday soon we’ll figure out why”.

Did you write any fanfic, love? And do you have faith in Joss above?
If other Bronzers tell you so
Now do you believe the dead can rise? Or have you been reading spoiler lies?
Then can you tell me all the secrets that you know?

Well he knows that she does not love him, but he climbs up Glory’s jungle gym
It was destined that he lose, now I’ve got those post-Slayer blues

She was a frightened teenage little sis, who did not want it to end like this
Then Buffy said goodbye with a kiss
The day the Slayer died

I started singin’…Bye, bye Mutant Enemy Guy
Watched some re-runs on my TV, but they just made cry, 
And my Bronzer pals were sending e-mail replies,
Saying “someday soon we’ll figure out why, someday soon we’ll figure out why”.

I met a witch who had the blues and I asked her for some happy news
But she just smiled and turned away
I went down to the magic store where I’d seen the Slayer days before
But the man there had moved back to the UK.

And in the streets the humans screamed, the vampires roamed and the demons schemed.
Not a word was spoken, the Hellmouth soon would open

But I dream about what we need most, a visit from ol’ Buffy’s ghost 
Before the Hellmouth turns the world to toast
The day the Slayer died

We were singin’…Bye, bye Mutant Enemy Guy
Watched some re-runs on my TV, but they just made cry, 
And my Bronzer pals were sending e-mail replies,
Saying “someday soon we’ll figure out why, someday soon we’ll figure out why”.

OldManFan